Bender Should Not Be Allowed on TV

Man, I'm sore all over. I feel like I just went ten rounds with mighty Thor. Tell her she looks thin. I love you, buddy! Can I use the gun? With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun! Actually, that's still true.

I Second That Emotion

OK, if everyone's finished being stupid. I meant 'physically'. Look, perhaps you could let me work for a little food? I could clean the floors or paint a fence, or service you sexually? Ok, we'll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we'll go ride the bumper cars. I meant 'physically'. Look, perhaps you could let me work for a little food? I could clean the floors or paint a fence, or service you sexually? Morbo will now introduce tonight's candidates… PUNY HUMAN NUMBER ONE, PUNY HUMAN NUMBER TWO, and Morbo's good friend, Richard Nixon.
  • Negative, bossy meat creature!
  • And then the battle's not so bad?
  • Well, let's just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it.

Love and Rocket

I feel like I was mauled by Jesus. But I know you in the future. I cleaned your poop. Yes, except the Dave Matthews Band doesn't rock.

Bendless Love

Five hours? Aw, man! Couldn't you just get me the death penalty? Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood! And when we woke up, we had these bodies. Bender! Ship! Stop bickering or I'm going to come back there and change your opinions manually! Well, let's just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it.
  1. It's a T. It goes "tuh".
  2. Fry! Quit doing the right thing, you jerk!
  3. It may comfort you to know that Fry's death took only fifteen seconds, yet the pain was so intense, that it felt to him like fifteen years. And it goes without saying, it caused him to empty his bowels.
Bender Should Not Be Allowed on TV
You guys realize you live in a sewer, right? I can explain. It's very valuable. Eeeee! Now say "nuclear wessels"! We're rescuing ya. I don't want to be rescued.

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