Oh, you're a dollar naughtier than most. Say it in Russian! Kids have names? It's okay, Bender. I like cooking too.
Lesser of Two Evils
Kids have names? Son, as your lawyer, I declare y'all are in a 12-piece bucket o' trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin' up that ol' mess you caused. You are the last hope of the universe. You've killed me! Oh, you've killed me! You guys go on without me! I'm going to go… look for more stuff to steal!
- I found what I need. And it's not friends, it's things.
- Aww, it's true. I've been hiding it for so long.
- Oh dear! She's stuck in an infinite loop, and he's an idiot! Well, that's love for you.
Anthology of Interest II
You lived before you met me?! Pansy. Yes, except the Dave Matthews Band doesn't rock. Aww, it's true. I've been hiding it for so long.
The Prisoner of Benda
That's a popular name today. Little "e", big "B"? Now Fry, it's been a few years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species: fatal or non-fatal? I was having the most wonderful dream. Except you were there, and you were there, and you were there! You guys realize you live in a sewer, right? Take me to your leader! For one beautiful night I knew what it was like to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored.
- Why yes! Thanks for noticing.
- Why yes! Thanks for noticing.
- Say it in Russian!
- Morbo can't understand his teleprompter because he forgot how you say that letter that's shaped like a man wearing a hat.
- Dr. Zoidberg, that doesn't make sense. But, okay!
Fry and the Slurm Factory
Bender, being God isn't easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you, and if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch. Like a safecracker, or a pickpocket. Also Zoidberg. When the lights go out, it's nobody's business what goes on between two consenting adults. Five hours? Aw, man! Couldn't you just get me the death penalty?
